Caution:Be mindful of
some
'STRONG' words.
1. When hot water quarrels with the flour, it's the
cooking stick that always mediate.
2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is
a goat.

3. Getting married to a girl who weighs more than
80kg is polygamy.
4. When a tse tse fly perches on your balls, it
takes
great skill not force, to kill it.
5.However much the buttocks are in a hurry,they
will always remain at the back
6. If the throat can swallow a knife the anus must
find a way of expelling it.
7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook
yam.
8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a
man
who plants corn by the road side have the same
problem.
9. The frown on the face of a goat does
not prevent it from being taken to the market.
10. No matter how far you urinate, the last drops
always falls at your feet.
11. No matter how much weed you smoke you
cannot
be the MOST HIGH.
12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up
with
smelly fingers.